Paging Captain Obvious

 

I just received my latest issue of ABC Soaps in Depth (courtesy of my mailman Rocky) - - 

 

 

I have just two brief comments - -

 

1.) Somebody Dies!     Does the editorial staff realize that this particular overly-dramatic headline applies to most of the days that end in "y" in Port Charles?

 

It's not exactly breaking news, I'm just saying.

 

2.) The 10 Step Plan to fix GH! Holster It, Buddy!   Am I the only person who laughed like an eight-year-old boy and immediately imagined an alternative X-rated picture involving Sonny and his reproductive organs to go along with that headline? 

 

Personally, I'm convinced that many of the world's problems could be solved if Sonny simply holstered "it".

 

 

Wait, I lied, I have three comments - -

 

3.) Josh Duhamel is reprising his role as Leo?  OMFG!!!  

Comments

[Sandy]

I must say, Kristina is a good match for Sonny, she really stood up to him Monday. I've been saying for years, and so has Alexis, Diane, the rest of the world, that Sonny should get a vasectomy, or at least use a condom for pete's sake! Josh Duhamel coming back? I hope this is true!