So, I got home around 10:30 pm tonight, exhausted from a long day of work and depressed by the fact that this will probably be my new Tuesday/Thursday routine for the foreseeable future.
Then, as if my real life weren’t depressing enough on it’s own, it looks from the live discussion threads as if absolutely nothing happened in soap-land today either.
That makes recapping infinitely harder, because how many ways are there to say nothing? Nada, bubcus, jack-shit, zilch, zip, zero...I’m done.
Perhaps I should take yesterday’s recap-title suggestion and just go with "that was nuckin futs y’all"?
Further compounding my general crankiness, is the fact that tonight is the Dancing with the Stars season finale, which I absolutely must watch before tomorrow or some numskull will tell me who won (BTW, if it’s not Kristie, I can not be responsible for my actions - - I will also be moving to Canada before the presidential election because the American voting public is clearly mentally ill.)
Does anyone mind if I just recap Dancing with the Stars instead of General Hospital today?
I can tell you what’s going to happen tonight before I even watch my tape, but unlike GH, that’s not a bad thing - - it’s a very, very good thing.
1.)Kristie Yamaguchi will dance amazingly well, she will look at least twenty years younger than she actually is, and she will be humble in accepting her well-deserved praise.
2.)Cristian de la Fuente will look so good that I will have to constantly fight the urge to lick the screen.
3.) Jason Taylor will continue to dance decently, speak articulately, and have a great sense of humor. Seriously, I fell in love with him the first week when he put on that pink tutu - what a confident and manly-man!
4.) At 22, Mark Ballas will make me feel like even more of a pedofile than Josh Duhon does, but I will be unable to look away from the screen because DAMN the boy can move.
5.) Tom Bergeron will be genuinely funny
6.) Samantha Harris will continue to be superfluous
Golly I love this show!!!
I've just talked myself into watching Dancing first - - stay tuned tomorrow for today's real General Hospital recap